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u toot arh. the blog is sodead.
ya im WEIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:D
nothing wrong with tt.
just got an email from one of my junior
tittled "oxford Dictionary latest definations"
feel like sharing it cause sharing is caring :D
the defination is kinda true in this 21st century.
so here it goes....
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
& a fool on the other.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from
the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the
students without passing through the minds of either
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in
such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listensand everybody disagrees later on.
Classic:
A book which people praise,but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:
The only time some
married men and student ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe
that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and
sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking
bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway
"See I am not injured yet."
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest....
except that he got caught.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when your are early
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before
elections and your confidence after.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you with his bills.
u toot arh. the blog is so
ya im WEIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:D
nothing wrong with tt.
just got an email from one of my junior
tittled "oxford Dictionary latest definations"
feel like sharing it cause sharing is caring :D
the defination is kinda true in this 21st century.
so here it goes....
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
& a fool on the other.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from
the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the
students without passing through the minds of either
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in
such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listensand everybody disagrees later on.
Classic:
A book which people praise,but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:
The only time some
married men and student ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe
that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and
sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking
bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway
"See I am not injured yet."
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest....
except that he got caught.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when your are early
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before
elections and your confidence after.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you with his bills.
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